Abitha Pallett

Abitha Pallett Bursting into the dusty confines of the Eyeplug Editorial Gentleman’s Club comes Abitha, knocking antimacassars flying and tipping over the aspidistra as she roars the message of youth into the ear trumpet of sedentary maturity. Currently hosting her own vibrant weekly online radio show, Teenage Kicks (Thurdsays, 6pm, fnoob.com). She’ll be along periodically to kick up a righteous fuss, grandpa.