Sir Sidney Rough Diamond

Sir Sidney Rough Diamond. Love child of the late Irene Handel. A spy for the local co-operative funeral parlour. Doesn't like cartoons, none of the characters age only the times change. No thanks I gave up LSD a long time hence. Likes a small pot of Earl Grey, avoids the train when ever possible. Has a giant statue of footballer George Best in his lugubrious downstairs toilet which hasn't seen a lick of emulsion since the Beatles Strawberry Fields Forever was denied the top spot by well known spit roaster Engelbert Humperdinck. He hates mediocrity in all things especially socks. His extensive records collection is the only thing he‘d rescue in a fire. That and his 100 year old African Grey Parrot the ubiquitous Lady Anne Fanny the 3rd of Binchester.